Today I received an e mail promoting an angel day, having booked this lady last year, it has stirred up a lot of bad memories for me, so much so, below is the review I wrote the day after, I cannot name her as I will get in to trouble, but her is my brief observation of the day.  So, today is The World card, full circle, she has popped up again.

Forty two excited people waited in anticipation for an inspiring day with Angel Expert (cant say name).   The day started well, the room was full of energy.  I introduced her and told the story that the day before, I had bought a large ceramic Angel to be used as a centre piece, packing the car the morning of the angel event, I dropped it and it smashed in to a thousand pieces, I turned to my husband and said “oh god the day is doomed!”   Everyone laughed and I introduced Angel lady, so far so good.

We started with angel lady asking everyone to introduce themselves to the group (yes all 42 people) that took 20 minutes, then how she connected with the angels whilst watching Diana Cooper on Richard and Judy.  She then went onto talk about a time when her daughter was poorly, 10 minutes on, still talking about daughters illness and much sheet changing she finally got to the point  ……..  that night  she heard an angel choir sing, quite magical apparently, my thoughts were thank Christ it is coffee break.   I was fully aware we had been given NO information about Angels and their roles.  After coffee we moved in to small groups and shared her many decks of cards to do readings for each other.   When I booked angel lady I made it clear that many of the people there would be quite advanced readers, not to worry she said, I can show you new techniques.  One technique apparently is to place the deck on the top of your head and see what comes.   There were no new techniques, no good advice and very basic stuff, get out of your comfort zone she told everyone.  Unfortunately we  were, but due to all the wrong reasons!

During the morning she produced an Angel board, in case you are in any doubt, this is Ouija Board and something I am completely against, luckily she picked up the disapproving energy in the room and put it away.  But not before telling us that it was and ANGEL board and only connected with the Angels.  Well f*ck me, after all these years I was not aware there was a different channel which by passed everything else and went directly to the Angels. Based on her lack of knowledge to date, I have my doubts she knows anything we don’t.   Anyway I digress, we worked with angel cards in our little groups and between us did some inspiring readings, this was because she was not involved and we worked amongst ourselves.

Yay lunch break!  So you might be thinking the day sounded like crap, well unfortunately you have read the best bit, the worst is yet to come.  On returning from lunch, angel lady showed us how to set up and Angel Alter.  Oh goody, North/South/East/West implications, and the angel connections, what crystals are associated with each angel, there I was pen poised ……….. still poised ………. still poised ………. No we did not touch on any of this interesting stuff and heaven forbid we might learn something, No, from behind the table angel lady had a box of stuff she had bought from home, and proceeded to pass around (yes 42 people) a variety of crap people had sent her over the years, we had a angel coin, a little bracelet, a heart with an angel in it, a box to put cards in and so it went on. Myself and the lady next to me had a terrible giggling fit wondering how big this box was. An hour and twenty minutes later, still nothing about angels and it was thankfully time for a short break.  I took angel lady outside and told her that we had learnt nothing all day and she needed to do something to change things around, she said she was surprised we were such an advanced group, eeerrrrrmmmmm  ………. 17 books published and can’t raise her game, I know more in my little finger than she will ever know.    After the break we had a meditation, nothing new, had heard it before, I opened my eyes to see half the room also had their eyes open.   All we wanted to do now was go home.    Don’t get me wrong, she is a nice lady, I have no problem with her as a person, but Angel expert, don’t make me laugh, so a four figure sum lighter and out of pocket for me and a room full of disappointed people who paid good money to see this author she really should be ashamed of herself.